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Published Monday, August 03, 2009

Nothing good on TV this evening. I was almost at the point of being criminally bored when the idea of making bumper stickers for kayaks and canoes came to mind. Well, I really didn't make any stickers nor can you download or purchase them, but here is what they might look like on your boat:

Kayak and Canoe Bumper Sticker Photo

 0-3 MPH in 5 minutes!

Kayak and Canoe Bumper Sticker Photo

 If at first you don't succeed, paddling ain't for you.

Kayak and Canoe Bumper Sticker Photo

 If you can read this, flip me over.

Kayak and Canoe Bumper Sticker Photo

 Have you flattened a kayaker today?

Kayak and Canoe Bumper Sticker Photo

 How many creeks must a man paddle down before he admits he is lost?

Kayak and Canoe Bumper Sticker Photo

 CAUTION: This canoe will be left behind during rapture.

So what do you think? Leave a comment below.

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Unknown on 9/30/2009 7:29pm
I''m viewing this tonight for the first time and am thinking why not bumper stickers, or rather the popular oval three letter window stickers? YAK GWF PDL RSR (Rock Springs Run). I've seen some for popular places, SBL IRL. One of my favorites has no letters, just a mosquito.
A few more ideas, MKY Silver River. CAL Caladesi. MYK Myakka. ICH If you have to ask.....
admin on 8/15/2009 7:31am
paddlesolo - Glad you like the bumper stickers. I do remember the fundamentalists from PCola, e.g. the Brownsville Assembly of God. For me, I feel anointed every time an eagle flies overhead or a manatee below - guess that is why I attend "kayak church" on a regular basis.
paddlesolo on 8/11/2009 4:13pm
You need to live around hoards of fundamentalists such as exist in NW Florida to truly crack up over the canoe being left behind in the rapture.
staciwhite on 8/11/2009 1:01pm
Awesome Ed. Great use of your "nonpaddling" time. I would actually buy a few of those.

Staci Smile
flkrakr on 8/11/2009 12:46pm
Thos are great Ed!! Very creative.
Very funny..."almost at the point of being criminally bored"!!! lol!